Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Important Reminder
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Week 8 Preview
Week 8 Premier League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
Hello Kitty! vs. The New Yorker
Alan by 8
TalentedMr.Gnomo vs. ERock
Eric by 5
The Blaugrana vs. Ruining Football
Jeff by 8
Relegation Station vs. All Day Long
Kellan by 10
Mismatch of the Week
theTOshow vs. Creative Name
Jamie by 10
Week 8 Championship League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
Crazy Flying Monkeys vs. Novices
Mr. Hill by 5
BuckNastyLlamas vs. Off Constantly
Ryan by 3
Lunatic Lunchables vs. Screamin’ Weasels
Jen by 15
The Brunells vs. girls gone wildcat
Scott by 2
Pillow Fight of the Week
What’s in a Name? vs. skinsrule
Aaron by 40
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Championship League Power Rankings - Week 6
Premier League Power Rankings - Week 6
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Apologies
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Week 5 Preview
I wanted to let you all know that there will not be a Week 5 preview column this week. I'm in West Virgina for my 10-year high school reunion, and therefore do not have the time to get the column done this week.
My apologies - I'll try to make up for it with a top-notch column next week.
-BG
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Week 4 Preview
Game of the Week
Kiss. The. Baby. vs. All Day Long
This might be the most intriguing match of the week, and I really don’t know what to expect from either team. I think that the difference could come down to the Flex position, and I like Chris Johnson more than Larry Johnson – Kiss. The. Baby. by 2.
theTOshow vs. The Blaugrana
Jay Cutler against Detroit and Bradshaw against KC are nice match ups, but I don’t think that Jon has enough to take out Jamie this week. Rodgers, Wayne, and Willis McGahee will lead theTOshow to victory. Yes, I’m just as surprised as you are that Willis McGahee appeared in that sentence. theTOshow by 8.
The New Yorker vs. Creative Name
Can anybody say mismatch? This is basically Tom Brady, MJD, and John Carlson (yes, that John Carlson) against a solid team. Alan is working hard to prove that you can win with superior receivers and sub-par running backs – and so far he’s right. The New Yorker by 15.
TalentedMr.Gnomo vs. Ruining Football
What intrigues me most in this one? Kevin Walter vs. Joseph Addai - because Jeffrey and I swapped those players this week, and now they’re both in the starting line-up. With Boldin out for the bye and Walter gone I’m depending on Houshmandzadeh, Harvin, and Garcon this week (yikes!). Jeffs RBs all have tasty match ups and his team just looks better than mine does his week. Ruining Football by 10 (but I really hope that I’m wrong).
Pillow Fight of the Week
ERock vs. Relegation Station
The loser of this one is in serious early season trouble – but the good news is that 7 of the 10 teams in the league are sitting at 1-2 so there’s still some hope. I like Schaub and Jennings for Chad (and maybe LDT), and I like Rivers, Coffee, and Thomas for Eric. This looks close, and I’d like to say that they’ll tie. Since that is highly unlikely, I’ll go with Eric by 1.
Last Week: 4-1 (Season: 10-5)
Week 4 Championship League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
BuckNastyLlamas vs. The Brunells
Berb has injury questions with Barber, Portis, and Smith, so it looks like he’s going with Fred Jackson, Jerome Harrison, and Mewelde Moore. I like Jackson, but the others make me cringe a bit. I think that Scott will get enough out of Schaub, Walter, and Chris Johnson to knock off one of the two unbeaten teams. Brunells by 7.
Crazy Flying Monkeys vs. Screamin’ Weasels
Josh must despise TO more than most people. First he caused turmoil in Dallas, and now he’s causing turmoil with the Weasels by not being dependable. I like Erin’s WR corps a lot this week, but I think that Rivers, MJD, and Julius Jones could keep it respectable. Monkeys by 4.
Novices vs. girls gone wildcat
Willis McGahee is making Cameron proud, but will it continue this week? Maybe. It doesn’t hurt that he’s rolling out Drew Brees and the only running back that SF has left – Glen Coffee. Matt Ryan, DeSean Jackson, and Michael Turner on the bye make it tough for Mr. Hill this week. Cameron by 8.
skinsrule vs. Off Constantly
I’m assuming that Ryan will wake up this morning and replace Steve Smith (Carolina version) with Steve Smith (New York version), but I’m not sure that it will help. Peterson, Jacobs, and Cedric Benson are all great plays this week and they’ll carry Aaron to victory. skinsrule by 9.
Pillow Fight of the Week
Lunatic Lunchables vs.What’s in a Name?
I’m calling this the Jim Haslett bowl. After his team’s 47-3 loss to the Jets last year, Haslett said, “To me, it’s just bad football.” I think that sums this one up. Currently Jen is starting two guys on the bye and has a 9 point advantage according to Yahoo. I’m not joking. I really don’t know what to think, but with Kevin Smith and Pierre Thomas on her team I think that Jen has the advantage. Lunchables by 15.
Last Week: 2-3 (Season: 7-8)
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Championship League Power Rankings - Week 3
Premier League Power Rankings - Week 3
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Week 3 Preview
Week 3 Premier League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
theTOshow vs. Kiss. The. Baby
Numbers two and three in the standings face off this week, and the winner could end up at the top of the table on Tuesday morning. I think that the difference could come down to what Christopher gets out of DeSean Jackson. Will Philly sit him if they get up on KC early to let the groin heal? It must also be frustrating to be starting a QB and WR who are facing your Defense. I think that Jamie finds a way to win again this week – theTOshow by 5
The New Yorker vs. All Day Long
This might be the closest pairing of the week. I love all of Alan’s receivers this week, but Kellan has Megatron against Washington and ADP on his roster. I think that Alan finds a way to squeak one out. The New Yorker by 1
ERock vs. The Blaugrana
Eric and Jonathan must both be a little nervous this week. J-Mo has to be a little worried that Welker might sit out again, and that Portis and Westbrook are already banged up after week 2. Eric will be hoping that Pierre Thomas gets a bunch of work against his Bills and that Bowe is able to play against Philly. I think Sproles and Baltimore’s D will do enough to carry Jonathan. Blaugrana by 4.
TalentedMr.Gnomo vs. ObamanationWOOT
Chad is coming off of a huge disappointment last week, and I think that his team will be much better this week. He’ll still be without LDT and Jamal Lewis is iffy, but Romo, Jennings and TO have nice match ups. I’m hoping that Slaton gets going this week and that I keep getting consistent production out of Brees and my other RBs. I think that Chad could make it interesting, but that I’ll take home another win. TMG by 3.
Pillow Fight of the Week
Ruining Football vs. Creative Name
I feel bad about putting Shaun in the Pillow Fight since his birthday is this weekend, but this game features two teams in the bottom four. A quick look at the waiver wire shows that Shaun felt that his team needed a little shuffling after two weeks. I have to believe that Forte and Jacobs have nice weeks for Jeffrey and I just don’t trust Shaun’s receivers to give him enough. Jeff ruins football and wins by 3.
Last week: 3-2 (Season 6-4)
Week 3 Championship League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
Crazy Flying Monkeys vs. girls gone wildcat
The clear cut game of the week is 1 vs. 2 because the winner likely stays at the top of the league. Cameron has been getting amazing production from McGahee and I think that will continue this week. Brees and Gates should have nice weeks too. Erin’s team is solid, Vincent Jackson is playing out of his mind right now and Greg Jennings has a fantastic match up. This one could be very close – Cameron by 1.
The Brunells vs. Off Constantly
This game looks closer to me than what Yahoo is projecting. Ryan’s WR corps should put up nice numbers this week, and I think Slaton finally gets something going against Jacksonville. Dallas Clark and Chris Johnson were gigantic for Scott last week, and things would have been even nicer had he used Matt Schaub. I think that the numbers drop off this week, and that Ryan finds a way to win. Off Constantly by 3.
BuckNastyLlamas vs. What’s in a name?
I honestly think that Andre Johnson might outscore all 3 of Ryan’s receivers combined this week. Fred Jackson and Kevin Smith should also pitch in enough for Berb to get a big win. Llamas by 15.
Lunatic Lunchables vs. Novices
Mr. Hill decided to shake up his team this week, but landed two players with injury concerns. LDT is out for another week and DeSean Jackson is questionable. Jen is hoping that Matt Forte finally gets it together and that Pierre Thomas turns into Mike Bell from weeks 1 and 2. Forte and Flacco do enough for Jen this week. Lunchables by 5.
Pillow Fight of the Week
skinsrule vs. Screamin’ Weasels
The loser stays in the bottom two. Aaron needs Peterson to have a huge day, and he’s hoping that Brandon Marshall is sane enough to torch the Raiders. For Josh, I really like Rivers, TO, Boldin, and MJD this week. Weasels by 7.
Last Week: 3-2 (Season: 5-5)
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Championship League Power Rankings - Week 2
Premier League Power Rankings - Week 2
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Week 2 Preview
Week 2 Premier League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
All Day Long vs. theTOshow
Two teams in the top four facing off in week 2 is the automatic Game of the Week selection. How can I pick against Peterson again? Kellan rides ADP’s back to another victory. ADL by 3
ObamanationWOOT vs. Creative Name
Shaun’s WR options are bleak because of injuries, and I just don’t think that his RBs and Tom Brady will do enough to get past Chad. Obamanation WOOT by 5
ERock vs. Child Plz
This looks like a close game to me. I think that Rivers will have a hard time with Baltimore’s D, and I’m still not sure what to think about Brandon Marshall. The only major mismatch in the lineups is in the flex spot, where Eric is starting Lance Moore and Christopher is starting Chris Johnson. I’ll take Child Plz by 7
TalentedMr.Gnomo vs. The Blaugrana
The only other game that features two 1-0 teams could come down to Roy E. Williams vs. Jason Witten tonight in Dallas. I think this will be close, and that Witten does enough to pull this one out for me. TMG by 1
Pillow Fight of the Week
Ruining Football vs. The New Yorker
Somebody will be 0-2 and likely in the relegation zone after this one. I really like Manning to be the difference in this game on Monday night. Alan by 5
Last week 3-2
Week 2 Championship League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
BuckNastyLlamas vs. Novices
Mr. Hill’s receivers are just too strong, and give him an advantage every week. I think Andre Johnson and Fred Jackson keep it close, but I have to go with the Novices by 2.
Lunatic Lunchables vs. girls gone wildcat
Both of these teams should put up nice point totals this week. Jen’s RBs are scary good, but Forte has a tough task with Pittsburgh’s D. I’m not buying McGahee, but I think that Brees could have another big game for Cameron. This one is a coin flip, so I’m going with the team that has the best player – Cam has Brees, GGW by 7
Crazy Flying Monkeys vs. skins rule
I really like Erin’s team this week. I could see Manning, Jennings, and Steven Jackson all having big games. Can Peterson put up another HUGE number and get Aaron in the win column? Absolutely. I think Erin has enough to pull out a win. Monkeys by 1
What’s in a Name? vs. Off Constantly
Ryan vs. Ryan. Hossick dominates in the WR match ups this week, and I actually like his RBs a little better too. Can Tom Brady keep it close? Not likely. I like Hossick big – Off Constantly by 15.
Pillow Fight of the Week
The Brunells vs. Screamin’ Weasels
Yahoo thinks that this one will be close, and so do I. Loser lands in the relegation zone, so it’s a big early season game. I think that Rivers and Jones-Drew carry Josh’s squad in a tight game. Weasels by 3
Last Week 2-3
Friday, September 18, 2009
Championship League Power Rankings - Week 1
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Premier League Power Rankings - Week 1
5 Things I Think I Think

2 - Drew Brees spreads the ball around like Swine Flu in Mexico City. He it 7 different receivers for 30 yards or more, and shared the wealth in the red zone as well, connecting with 5 different receivers for TDs. We'll have to see what he can do against a legitimate secondary in Philly, but I'm kind of upset I didn't draft him. Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking about a lot of draft decisions I made, but then again, what would a draft be without JMo's uninformed and second-guessing antics.
3 - How much did Stokley's catch impact the fantasy world? Apparently, enough for his ownership to increase 1%. I guess people are expecting more fluke bizzaroo psycho circus crapsmoke plays from Denver with Josh McDaniels at the helm. His new name should be "the Ring Leader." When that play happened, I couldn't help but mouth, poor Chris Elder." I'm pretty sure the commentators, after the game, said "this could only happen to the Bengals." As a ravens fan, this is the one time I'll say, I felt bad for them.
4 - Nike better have some more commercials to offer than their Adrian Peterson post-apocalyptic Lord of the Ring soundtrack football melodrama. I enjoyed the music, but I'm still waiting on this years "LT vs. Troy Palamalu" ad. Loved that one.
5 - Is Mark Sanchez the real deal? I don't know. But what I DO know, is why Pete Carroll was so upset he decided to leave early. Especially after seeing USC's true freshman Matt Barkley pull out a close one against OSU. He's got potential for the future, but if I was Carroll, I would have been pissed too.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Week 1 Preview
Week 1 Premier League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
Ruining Football vs. All Day Long
This looks much closer to me than what Yahoo is predicting. The only starter of Jeff’s that I don’t like is Benson, but he’s playing against a porous Denver defense. Kellan has huge upside with Warner, Megatron, Roddy White, and ADP. I think that Jeff squeaks it out by a Gostkowski extra point, validating his 13th round selection. Ruining Football by 1
TalentedMr.Gnomo vs. YesCedricMFBensonCan
Brees against Detroit – check, Houshmandzadeh against St. Louis – check, Rice against KC – check, Minnesota Defense vs. Cleveland QB to be named eventually – check. I like my match-ups much more than I like Christopher’s this week. TMG by 15
ObamanationWOOT vs. The New Yorker
First one to 90 points wins? Romo and Tomlinson should have nice weeks, but I think that Manning and Alan’s superior receivers will do enough to get the win. I wouldn’t bet on the over. Alan by 5.
ERock vs. theTOshow
Pierre Thomas has a sprained knee and Brandon Marshall is still crazy. Aaron Rodgers, Reggie Wayne, and Michael Turner lead the way for Jamie. theTOshow by 10
Pillow Fight of the Week
The Blaugrana vs. Creative Name
Are Correll Buckhalter and Brent Celeck really in the starting lineup for Shaun at game time? Look for Jon to get the win thanks to a big number from Baltimore’s D. Blaugrana by 7.
Week 1 Championship League Fixtures:
Game of the Week
skinsrule vs. girls gone wildcat
I think that Brees vs. Peterson is a coin flip, but I think that the rest of Cameron’s roster is just a little stronger this week. wildcat by 2
BuckNastyLlamas vs. Lunatic Lunchables
Jen isn’t fielding a team right now – maybe she’s not as focused as Jeff thought she’d be now that she’s, “birthed the little bugger.” I’m guessing that a roster will show up eventually. Just for the heck of it, I’ll pick her to get past Berb. Lunchables by 5
Novices vs. Off Constantly
Mr. Hill easily has the best 3 receiver set in either league. Rodgers, Colston, and Slaton will make it close, but I like the Novices by 3.
Crazy Flying Monkeys vs. The Brunells
Erin has also neglected to set up a roster as of Wednesday night, but we’ll try to make some sense of this anyway. Scott should get nice numbers from Warner, Berrain, and Tomlinson. Erin may or may not have a team. I can’t pick two teams without any players selected can I? Brunells by 8
Pillow Fight of the Week
What’s in a Name? vs. Screamin’ Weasels
Josh’s squad looks pretty strong this week – I think that he’ll ride Rivers and Boldin to a big win. Weasels by 15
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Championship League - Draft Recap
Monday, August 31, 2009
Premier League - Draft Recap
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Championship League Fixtures
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Premier League Fixtures
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Championship League Roll Call
Monday, August 10, 2009
Premier League Roll Call
Welcome!
~Jeff